When I read the headline that he wasn’t going to go after Hillary, I actually felt absurdly grateful. Legally, I know he didn’t have a leg to stand on but like that’s ever stopped him before. I know Hillary is tough but since the election I’ve turned into Chris Crocker wailing, Leave Hillary alone!

I convinced the police to do a health and wellness call to a friend of mine who was posting extremely disturbing things on FB. IDK if she was always mentally ill or if she was just having a serious episode, but on FB she was saying how her host family (exchange student) was taking her money, changing her grades,…

Trump thinks that because he’s president people will suddenly have to sit down and shut up. He totally ignores the fact that other politicians, pundits, press members, authors and HIMSELF make entire careers taking shots at POTUS. I predict he will keep up his busy schedule of calling into shows and binge tweeting…

Unless it’s ‘fetch me my McDonalds.’

Being unemployed I watched MSNBC non-stop in the lead up to the election. When Conway signed on they were smirking but giving her credit for managing a ‘difficult candidate’ and spoke highly of her professionalism. Of course this was when they thought Trump didn’t have a chance in hell. After the election they…

BAKED GOODS in the delivery room is INSANE. That’s right up there with ‘orgasmic birth’ and that Scientology delivery practice where you have to remain absolutely silent the whole time lest your baby gets Thetan Pox.

Socks: start doing laundry at a laundromat. You always lose at least one clothing item and it’s…

“I never heard him speak romantically about a woman,” said Trump’s former attorney Jay Goldberg, who was often by his side during those years. “I heard him speak romantically about his work.”

I don’t have the article at my fingertips but I think it was on Politico with 3 of his biographers and 1 reporter.

One of his many biographers stated that he gets paralyzed with anxiety in private and spends most nights watching TV alone with a bag of candy.

In my deep blue state there was a silent pall over the entire subway today. No one was talking and people looked deeply sad. I work at a non-profit too and several people didn’t come in and it was universally acknowledged that there was no blame for taking a mental health day.  

I NEVER want children and I NEVER thought I’d have to worry about losing control of my bodily choices when I’m over 40. We took a giant step back last night for the civil rights of everyone in America. I’ve been trying to come up with a single positive thing for the future, but with our rights being in danger of…

We can donate money and time to support imperiled institutions like Planned Parenthood so they survive this presidency. We can express private and public support to stand with people who are under threat by a Trump administration. And when someone says they wrote in Harambe for president, we can punch them in the…

Beck also launched his own brand of jeans which started at $150 each. There was other weird shit on his website too. If I recall correctly he sold an axe, hair products and an autographed picture of him crying. It was like the redneck version of Blake Lively’s Preserve. And similarly, it tanked.

Trump: TWITTER IS RIGGED

Your mom is a hero with nerves of steel.

I never ceased to be amazed at the ability of privileged people to conjure a victim complex out of thin air. People don’t dislike her for being skinny, they dislike her for being a hypocritical clothes-policing asshole.

That is absolutely heartbreaking.

I’m going to jump in with my story because I too am a skeptic. And it was hard won because I was very scared of the dark well into my 30's. So back to sometime in my late teens, I had this reoccurring infection in my jaw that was making me super sick and no one figured it out for 6…

Butler has exceeded expectations - which wasn’t hard to do because he played barely any snaps before the SB. Since then I don’t know if he’s elite but he’s covered #1 receivers, both this year and last, and him striping a ball in the endzone this year was the only reason we won over the Giants in preseason. He still…

flag for 12 inch man on the field

Either way it’s hilarious for us. I played MMORPG’s where ‘twink’ was a very popular term. Variant on ‘tweak’ - twinks were players that had gear way above their level. So all these boys dropping gay slurs referred to themselves as ‘twinks’ and joined ‘twink guilds’ and had tons of ‘twink friends.’