Hopkins almost always had half the backfield draped over him, but when he did get open it was clear there was no chemistry between him and Brock. When Brian Fucking Hoyer has more chemistry with your #1 receiver that has to cause serious buyer’s remorse for the $72 million project that is Brock. The announcers were…

I was in 8th grade and afflicted with a massive crush on a bad boy junior. For a creative writing assignment, I turned in a very florid story of two characters who looked exactly like him and I and oh, I didn’t bother to change his name either. We loved and died in some Romeo + Juliet type of shit I thought only my…

Sander’s take amounted to: your sulking is insulting to your awesome bow tie, Cam.

My roommate was on a french horn scholarship and practiced that thing every. fucking. day.

Spot on with Delevigne, I really like that. I’d throw Charlize Theron in there too - she’s made a career of fabulous bitch face.

He will get Osweilered - big contract from a desperate team even with his limited sample size. He has an arm. He’s squeaky clean. Pats can’t afford to keep him and for some reason there is still a market for Brady back-ups. BB is likely already working dark arts to get the corpse of Matt Hasslebeck out of retirement…

Remember when Danny put up a small carport at his home in RI because he didn’t want to be late for practices driving through our ridiculous snow? His neighbors, the true patriots clearly, nearly ran him out of town because the carport was a slap in the face to their fancy historical district. Our founders didn’t…

They ignore that Jesus was brown.

Jewel (!) articulated my feelings the best when she said as a feminist she couldn’t endorse everything being said about Coulter, but as someone who hates Coulter she’s digging it. Peyton Manning, who had genuine affection and great delivery for his fellow roasters, didn’t even bother to hide his sneer when delivering…

LOL!! I can’t remember the first pizza, but here’s how I cured my ‘dairy allergy.’ I was not a rebellious kid but finally around 15 I started asking questions like, what would happen if I had milk? If I get sick, I’ll take full responsibility, dad!

Aw - my 8 year old self loves you.

The only notable brown people remaining on our offense are the running backs

This is painful. My parents made me read the books but gave away my pizza coupons to the neighbors.

Unless his first single is, “Baby, I Belong in Prison.”

Tiffany Trump talked about Donald’s interest in her report cards at the RNC. I’m afraid she’s misinterpreting his meaning when he said, “Tiffany, I’m disappointed you only got C’s.”

I’m a woman feminist of color but I’ve also struggled with how to speak on issues where my identity could classify me as an oppressor, but I see myself as an ally.

Kaine was working that impression like a dad at the Olive Garden.

The mothers standing up and speaking out shows their tenacity and unity. These women have been brilliant at focusing the fraught passions around the racist violence in the criminal justice system into a message that doesn’t rely on rash anger. And once again, I am reminded that in way too many conflicts about bigotry,…

The creepiest part of this exchange is how many dudes in the auditorium would be like, “I don’t see the big deal, you’re reading too much into it. Trump loves his daughter, so what?”

Twilight Sparkle isn’t the nickname for Anderson Cooper? My grandmother briefed me wrongly.