I have a friend with RA and she tried Rituxan for the first time last week. She was so nervous about the side-effects but her RA has made life so difficult she’s willing to try it. She had to quit her job as a tailor, her husband works two jobs to support her and their two young kids. She still does all the household…

Yeah, he was always “troubled” or “the bad boy,” not wantonly abusive. Puts the whole Winona tattoo into a gross context because 1) that was a radical statement at that age 2) it came true. He went from Winona to Wineo Forever.

Thank you for alerting me that bell hooks wrote an article about this.

It drives me absolutely insane to watch football with my male friends - every woman is an opportunity to talk about the flaws vs. fuckability. Carrie Underwood has great legs and you think her face is a four - I fucking get it, now shut your bloated Chip Kelly shaped beer-hole and watch the goddam game.

It never occurred to me to lie about my age. I’m 39 but still get carded. This is a celebrity trend I can work with!

The UO ones SUCK. I wanted to like them so bad, but it’s amazing how such a simple garment can find so many ways to look ill-fitting and gross. Washing them accelerates the process 10x. When I found bralettes at Target I was positively gleeful when I threw out all my UO ones at once.

The sticker ones are painful to peel off, but I LOVE the silicone ones.

They do not have any adhesive at all - they stay on as if by magic but it’s actually a slight suction cup effect. Sweat doesn’t bother them and they stay on so well I was confident in wearing them and nothing else under my dress at my brother’s…

I was the same way in my 20s but now I love my tiny tits.

This is some bullshit though:

OMG the same thing happened to me and my boyfriend when we moved. He calls out for Chinese at least once a week and when the delivery driver showed up at our new apartment he said the employees had been worried something happened to my boyfriend and that everyone would be happy to know we just moved. Where are our…

IIRC her natural hair color is a shade of blond. She probably doesn’t have to do nearly as much beaching as us brunettes.

Her make-up is kiiiiiiilling it. Flawless.

Yup, if my parrot even sneezes in the wrong direction she goes to the vet just in case. A 19 month old can communicate! Limitedly, but still. He could say he was suffering and they could CLEARLY see he was doing poorly and yet my bird gets more actual medical care than this poor tiny human with disgustingly stupid…

Putting them in prison is a great punishment and a way to keep them away from their other kids - it had to be done. But these people already have the mother of all persecution complexes and now they will be essentially martyrs to all anti-science people. I wish I could envision them in a cell ruminating about how they…

Pictured: my sexual awaking. I didn’t understand what puberty was until I saw Prince.

I’ve been using weed for years and thanks to cannabis dispensaries in my state I no longer have to buy weed on the street. Ok, well, I never got it on the street per se, so I should say that I no longer have to journey to my drug dealers sketchy house which always made me feel unsafe. The cannabis is for my anxiety…

I am old, unmarried and skeptical. These gauntlet of events (not just your friends, every couple who does this) seems like a naked grab for money and attention. I love love. I love YOUR love! I just don’t need it teabagging my weekends for the next 3 months.

Oh, fuck that noise, you poor thing.

I did all that in my 20s but now in my 30s I’m just totally upfront: “I have social anxiety. You get me on the day of and that’s all I’m up for.”

I’m not sure if I’ve ever had a friend hold this against me - or if they did, I didn’t hear about it. I think they might have actually…

100% agree. I’ve been to two Vegas weddings and they were the best. Quick ceremonies then everyone meets at the restaurant and/or pool and actually has a good time.

It captures the artisanal arms race that weddings have become.
“I had my guests throw lentils as we exited the church because not even the pigeons should be eating carbs.”
“I only spent 40 cents to feed my guests because I served lentils in bone broth and everyone shared a spoon because we are all family now.”
“I…

Jessica is now the envy of all the other bridesmaids. The bridal party are all covered in ticks and exhaust fumes - and Jessica is too, but at least she has a beer.