I read and relate to your book.

It doesn't even matter what I think because objectively I can check off almost every conventional marker of female beauty. Very thin, symmetrical and balanced features, clear skin, thick straight hair, perky tits, etc. Plus I don't wear make-up, get regularly pegged as 10 years younger…

I was hoping to find this! Others posted the Dali connection but I immediately thought: Steak. Seafood. Salad. SIZZLER. Because I'm middle-brow and love buffets.

I will try to explain from my perspective at least, why a lumping of Europeans is not the same as a lumping of Asians in America. For full disclosure, I'm half of each.

I will try to explain from my perspective at least, why a lumping of Europeans is not the same as a lumping of Asians in America. For full disclosure, I'm half of each.

I will try to explain from my perspective at least, why a lumping of Europeans is not the same as a lumping of Asians in America. For full disclosure, I'm half of each.

Exactly. I also interpreted that passage to also mean she was showing how unattainable beauty standards are when they are literally an amalgamation of what is seen as the "best of" in various ethnic groups. She also closed out that passage by saying the ideal beauty must be Kim Kardashian, who is known for lots of…

Plus, you can only stir it clockwise under the full moon otherwise all the magic leaks out and your child grows a robot head.

I also think they were taking the piss out of white passing people who like to play up their Native American heritage even when it's teeny. Johnny Depp and Elizabeth Warren, I'm looking at you. Jacqueline is giving up all that "authenticity", or whatever people are trying to prove when they claim their…

Got loads of backhanded compliments in server position. So many that I finally figured out they were backhanded.

Gah, I did this once at a funeral. I still cringe about it because I had never met the deceased.

I do this too! But I've actually forgotten the original lyrics to some of the songs. I need to go Shazam the real song because it doesn't go SOMETIMES PARROTS THEY ARE SO WONKY, SWEET WONKY PARROTS WITH FEETS AND BEAKS. God help my neighbors if the parrots learn the songs...

He's pathetic, I agree. How does he even put himself in the same conversation as Purple Rain? Kid Rock sounds like Prince about as much as Kid Rock looks like Beyonce.

Same. I was on scholarship to a private high school and everyone else was fluent in the cool teen brands while I was fluent in thrift store.

When I got to college (also a rich private enclave that I weaseled into on scholarship) I was ASTONISHED to see my classmates wearing labels that I had only ever seen in fashion…

I second the recommendation for NYDJ- expensive, but so so worth it for us fruit shaped babes.

I've been though sizes 2-16 with their jeans/pants/leggings and can confirm that they take as much care in styling with the larger sizes as they do the single digits. The hip torso area on the pants are solidly constructed-…

I can't confess my biggest lies because that would mean copping to criminal activity (I'm holding it for a friend, officer!) but in HS I would lie all the time to make my parents sound MORE strict because I felt left out that everyone had curfews but me.

The way him and Gronk have been tearing up the town we are going to have a Legion of Baby Boom by October.

He is trying so hard not to crack up at work and now so am I.

I made one of these too! But I used a yellow instead of clear for the jar bottom.

A married couple with each other's names inked. More subtle then ringfinger tattoos.

A friend of mine spent over $900 one month on Candy Crush.

Lots of people pay, just no one wants to admit it.