I have this one! Sadly, it no longer fits, but I don't want to get rid of it so I wear it as a nightshirt and tell my bf RBG doesn't like to be reminded of work in bed so he'll have to get rid of those briefs.

Pair up Megan Fox and Courtney Love as conspiracy mystery solvers for a reality show. I want to hear their thoughts on Bigfoot, plane disasters, and why the Illuminati compelled them both to promote the agenda of "Jennifer's Body".

My surgeon refuses to give me legs like hers on Pink Friday. He says it's "faux-tote-hop". I hope they carry it at CVS.

I dunno. Unless Mama Kris really is the puppeteer who pulled the strings all along, I have to give respect to Kim for building a brand empire off the basis of a sex tape. She won at the game of being a celebrity.

I agree with you. I think this dude is probably an ego tripping loser who is hung like a pimple and wants pics to get broslaps from other losers. I mean look how he went after her so hard when she was like, thanks but no thanks. Vegas is ridiculous, but not ALL of Vegas is THAT ridiculous.

I did a bachelorette party in Vegas and we tasked our friend who is a legit 10 with getting us in to a hot club. Voodoo or something, it was on a roof and the drinks had dry ice. Anyway, our 10-friend is a stunning tall blond with an Irish accent, and we were prepared to send her to the front of the line, and wait…

Ok, since we are doing Archer I think this is us all of us after watching that clip.

I officiated a Halloween wedding and it was a blast! No mandatory costumes, but the bridesmaids had witches hats and I married them in a black corset dress with an orange jacket. We cleaned out Party City during October for the decor so it was silly and fun as opposed to serious and spooky. (Nothing wrong with that…

Maybe I'm biased because my bf is a thick guy like Prince. Thick and strong. He lifts heavy shit all day long for a living, and lots of dudes who work along side of him have these builds with what I call "working muscles". Meaning they use their muscles for a living as opposed to dudes who work in cubes but then go…

He's watching the game on a phone screen that's been duct taped to the forehead of a wolverine that's been taught to box. And the datastream is slow and costing him $39.99/MB because Hell is only covered by T-Mobile.

I feel like the original WTF couple was Winona Ryder breaking up with Johnny Depp for Dave Pirner. Sassy magazine even ran a side-by-side photo of Johnny and Dave with the caption, "Winona, what are you thinking?!" which I honestly thought was really rude. I tried to dig up a scan on the interwebs but came back with…

Cindy makes me happy everytime she's in a scene. I loved how when Vee was threatening her at first she was like, "I know math isn't your thing but I have 50lbs. on you and- OH STABBY IS YOUR THING, OK THIS CHANGES THINGS."

I was one of those people. I didn't think it would be all horoscopes per se, but I thought it would be learning the names of stars and groovy visits to the planetarium. I panicked when I realized it was essentially beginner physics. Fortunately, (for me!) our professor got injured at the beginning of the semester…

A room-temperature screwdriver garnished with a single french fry.

You know who else does this? Anna Wintour. In the book Oppenheimer wrote aboutt her he describes how she doesn't eat much except for melting a pat of butter in her morning coffee in "the French style". She's looking at us trend slaves and laughing, as usual.

After I read the book I vowed to try it... that was…

A friend of mine was on that show. Stacy and Clinton *never* framed fashion as "what works with your body" with her. They talked about her style, her choices, and how to express her personality with clothes. She had a very positive experience, and I agree with you that WNTW is a more women postive show then PR.

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Thank you, that is very sweet of you to say. Today is better.

Same. I went, "Aw, yeah $800,000 dollar- er, wait, Nigerian dollars so uh, less then five grand US..." After being an insufferable bitch all week due to my personal bi-polar vortex I think my boyfriend would pay double that just to get someone from Nigeria to take me off his hands.

I don't think you are an asshole at all and the fact that you are asking is wonderful. My understanding is that for you use whatever pronoun the person identifies most with. That way gender identification is left up to the individual instead of generalizations, and that way we get in the habit of asking and not…