Bullette
Bullette
Bullette

Do you remember that old school yard taunt that when a guy calls you a bitch, and then when you get upset he says, "Bitch is a female dog! It's not a bad word, its a real word! Naaaahahah!"

I tried to change the subject by asking their names (Mike, Bill, and Scotty) and asking them if they had any ink. They insisted that I needed to drink tequila with them because I needed booze after the ink. I said I had to go home instead, and said good-night and walked away. It makes me sad because I felt very

I was walking home around 9pm this weekend only a block from my house when two bro dudes, then three, suddenly materialized on the sidewalk next to me. They had cans of beer in their hands and didn't seem to have come from any house near by. They started asking me about a tattoo on my arm which was freshly done and

Does anyone know if Oprah likes them? I can't buy anything without knowing what Oprah thinks.

Yes, I'm sorry for not making that clear. Harvard Extension classes give you credits towards a degree and are pretty great! They let people who can't go to college full time earn fully legit degrees from Harvard.

Mae West says next week better get its shit together. We are not doing this again.

There is a massive difference between regular Harvard and "executive education" or "extension" Harvard classes. The executive education seminars are very similar to any corporate seminars: heavy on the 'big ideas', thinking outside of the box, and industry celebrity speakers 'instructors' (who give you free copies of

I am truly sorry for hurrp belllereeeeeeaahh. I never meant to hurt anyhhhaoaaaau aaahhttt. I have the utmost respect for the people of Chinaaahah bleeerrrrahhahahhahahagg.

She will issue an apology within a day. And I will not accept it.

Medal of Love

I'm going with A Fuckpad For Them.

They casseroles were crap before. Or maybe the Voodoo priestess was also crap at cooking.

Aw, that's crap. But weirdos will find a way. You are not supposed to sell unwashed used clothing either but there are sellers who couch their language carefully so you can still buy a dirty sweatsock or worn panties for sexual purposes.

I'm pretty inked. My boyfriend has not a single tattoo. We are both incredibly hot... messes!

The best comment I ever read on You Tube was after a Counting Crows video: "That is one talented pineapple."

I really want to see a serious slugfest between Shannel and Raven. They are both so fucking fabulous, and full of shade, and have redonk wardrobes. A queen has true confidence when she goes by one name only and Raven and Shannel will have their, "I'm Cher, bitch!" moment, but with actual bitchery. Expect a

I disagree. Juju is just as polished as Manila, but has more glamour, warmth, and humor. Don't count out the Queen of the Read!

Hey, LeBron can I get your autograph RIGHT NOW?

This part?

My vote for taking the gold in Competitive Dreamy.