When Michele Bachmann speaks it's like squeezing a pus filled boil on the back of America. Oh, what? I didn't mean anything bad just because I used her name in conjunction with putrid white stuff. I just meant she oozes filth and I am left wondering when it will stop coming out.
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What does cheesy discharge look like? Google is unhelpful and fairly frightening.
If you need a place to wear it too you can some sit on my porch with me! You: effortlessly chic in a strapless violet number. Me: holely nightshirt and bunny slippers. Possibly pants, but probably not. The scene: sunset, those sesame cashew things from Trader Joes and a box of terrible blush wine. We can watch my…
My daughters, Lambo and DeLorean, like to be referred to as "featured dancers".
Sarah Palin just smacked herself upside the head for not thinking of this first. Then she signed up Tag, Trick, Tribble and all the eggs in her ovaries.
I have just recently moved into a large office environment. I just wanted to throw you some support since it can be jarring and bizarre to be in close quarters with people you'd never pick to hang out with. You can leave the house feeling like a land minnow but from 9-5 its all land whale. Point is: if they didn't…
My cat carcass business is going to take off like gangbusters now! I am sending you a huge thank you cake baked by my whale peeps.
Yours is a good explanation of incomprehensible behavior. :)
I have a couple of friends who use birthdays to ask for special treatment for the whole of their "birthmonth". They are not hurting anyone but I find it obnoxious. Jessi's request seems in the same vein of "I need things to revolve around ME one a year". Fortunately, all of the above are easy to ignore.
But this one is so much better!
Rock the fuck on! Metal male singers are supposed to look like absolute garbage, that's part of the charm. But females usually have to go the way of "Buxom Thumbelina", "Just one of the Thin-as-a-Blade-with-a-Translucent-Tanktop Guys" or "Garbage Pale Elf".
Welp, it looks like I'm watching the X-Factor now.
I am also bi-polar. It was a tough year when I was trying different medication and they made me sleeply all the time or kicked my mania up into stratospheric levels. I shopped around till I found a fabulous psychiatrist who dealt introductory new meds to me and closely monitoring my reactions. Also then a lovely…
My day as also been fantastic! Sleeping in, ordering in pizza, lying on the couch with my parrot, watching bad and good movies and drinking wine. Life is good. Yay us!
Every paper. I just make a separate paper for the tangets and then cut and paste as needed for supporting paragraphs. You've already mapped out the narrative of the paper, your tangents now just need a bit more structure to make proper paper. Then, intro, conclusion, lit review, and poof! Your done!
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You can do it! I taught myself to like football the last two years. This sounds like something a bad sitcom wife would say, but I wanted to have more in common with my boyfriend. After thirteen years we know we are going to spend the rest of our lives together, but we'll need something to talk about till death do…