Awesome COTD! Have fun at the premiere!

I've been treated for dehydration before. BUT... that was never my first problem.

I wear orthorthotic shoes all day which make me look like Frankenstein.

According to Tyra it is "Moo-chia". *googly face!* Then again she does random atrocious accents for her "Superbella" shtick which sounds like a pirate gargling toads.

*cough*

Maybe a big splash? Like a suddenly disturbed pond.

He can't punch and he can't take a punch. I'm sure he will succeed at doing something edgy one day, but this is not it.

My taxes. This year they are very very complicated and it will take me all night just to figure out if I can successfully attempt them, or should go to a pro.

I had a conversation with two other friends of mine, and we all have Masters in the area of counselling/clinical psychology type degrees. Basically, we were all trained specifically to be rational, compassionate problem-solvers. And we were laughing because we are all so bad at deploying any of our learned skills in…

Maybe send him a text saying something along the lines of you heard you might be at the same event and wanted to say that you look forward to seeing him if he's there. Just something super non-committal (and not a question so you aren't waiting for an answer) so it breaks the ice a bit before the event. Even if he…

I say "nay" on the 'stocks but not because they are ugly, but because they are untested by you before a big walking trip. I have foot problems too and not only do 'stocks not help they make it worse. My feet love Crocs so much that I really don't give a shit about how they look. (But if you do, they make so many…

Ohgod, I am so sorry you are going through that. Your mom is lucky to have a dedicated daughter like you. That is very frustrating that the medical system is making things difficult for her. I truly hope she feels better soon and send you both strength and peace.

I am not a cat lover but I have a wonderful parrot. Umbrella cockatoos can be very cuddly and this one seems very sweet and gentle with the kitty. They are ADORABLE and look like this when they raise their crests. Mind you, they can seriously fuck shit up as they are strong with massive powerful beaks, but this one…

Charity Foungaytion... the time has come for you to lipsync for your life.

I woke up this morning just thinking about how I really wanted to find single-issue-flogging-hate-crush fueled presidential candidate to throw my vote too!

Yeah, he said something to the extent how your upbringing fixes the attitude you have toward money. So he will always feel middle class despite the giant bank account. Which to me, makes sense that he wants to take his money and make a huge chunk of the world much safer from biological illness and poverty. He will…

Yesssss, which is such a noooooooo. I'll just take this cast as they are. Maybe they can subout Lindasy's Rapunzel for Stephan playing Freckle Nightclub Sleeping Beauty.

2011: "The truth is the ultimate meme."

I have it on good authority that my slutty stone-age ancestors would give it up for two beads and a bundle of kindling. I am descended from cave whores!

Aw, thanks! She's a lovebird so she's tiny tiny. Or as I like to call her "three ounces of whoop-ass".