Lol does everyone just assume kids in a car are trafficked? like, wtf?

BMW begs to differ...but yes, I6 don’t really make a lot of sense imo. It’s longer than a V8, but less powerful. V6s are significantly more compact and equally powerful and easier to fit in a FWD platform.

It looks... worse than I was expecting? Like, a lot worse. 

Boomers deserve every bit of ridicule that can be thrown at them.

Stop the autoplay ad.

From the ad:

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

I’m 25. That’s around the age of most of our staff writers. Go ride your horse to the tonic bar, Santa. 

It does look like they tweaked the tooling from the last-generation Cruze to create this abomination. 

That front end looks dirt cheap.

“To lower our lender’s risk, we had to increase customer dissatisfaction”

You cannot support MAGA without being an hateful shithead.

my great great grandaddy didn’t die at the alamo rent-a-car by the denver airport to see me kneel to that hated rebel insignia!

Let me help you with that...

You can get just about any Rolls Royce in existence for somewhere in the $30's...if you’re looking to expand your bad decision making.

I feel your pain, I keep looking on a daily basis at CarMax waiting for them to pop up, so I can get that extended warranty.

I have a 14 year old DB9. It is infinitely more beautiful than a Guilia and has had zero issues except a routine battery replacement.  Do it!

Buy the V8 Vantage... and do this to it.

I support your poor automotive decisions as I am inclined to make them myself.

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?