Looks like it got a Jalopnik bump

That plastic trim on the nose looks like absolute shit.

I’ll trade my Abarth for his RX-7.

We found a Cardinals fan

It’s because this car is as exciting as seltzer water + Mentos!

Our crew cab, long bed Colorado is some 4 inches shorter than our garage, making it difficult to park it in there. We're going to have to get the short bed next time, which sucks because we're going to miss the longer bed. I don't know if I would be able to convince my wife to buy a VW pickup, but if it fit in the…

There was a the Eagle Acclaim, and the Acclaim game studio that gave us the All Star Baseball games, among many others in the ‘90s.

Hello to the Audi R8 guest starring in the videos.

I saw one Quad, last year, in suburban Atlanta. Since moving to Alabama they’ve been ghosts.

Seeing them go for less than $40k on Bring a Trailer has really gotten me hyped on them. A Focus RS or a FUCKING ASTON MARTIN? The choice is not hard for me. That said, I don’t want it to break.

VANOS, the god of engines, would smite me

Both times I’ve been in a wreck in my 500 Abarth it’s been at least 3 weeks waiting on parts.

I hadn’t seen any Guilias in months and I saw two yesterday.

Last week I saw a Subaru badged like that. It had so many of those things that you couldn't fit any more on the line because it was up against the edge of hatch. They had at least 8. 

I sit idly some days, wondering how hard it would be to take the 1.4L turbo from my 500 Abarth and put it into an X1/9. I wouldn’t want to spend $31k to do it though. I’d spend a few thousand more for a 10 year old Aston Martin V8 Vantage, which are insanely cheap and would make me James Bond.

Why did they go with the Jeep Cherokee and Nissan Juke style of headlights but not headlights? It always looks terrible. 

Sure, double the price of the truck for 150hp. Makes sense! 

Space debris causing a cascade of crashes is what the movie Gravity was based on.

My dad took me to get my permit at 15. We stop at a gas station on the way back and he throws me the keys. I get to drive the 10 miles home, on the interstate. The first time I’ve ever driven a car is on the interstate with a death grip on the wheel. Then it starts raining and I almost sideswipe a box truck parked on…

My Fiat 500 Abarth has this button on the dash. Only it’s not a button. It’s the place where you put a Tom Tom GPS. I don’t have one and have never seen one in action, but that’s what it’s there for. Please excuse the dog hair.