And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

She also asserted that her tax dollars somehow go towards Thorpe and Tyson’s salaries. That’s definitely not how taxes work, but believing so is definitely how being a wretched white person in America works.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Christopher Tolkien, the son of J. R. R. who has spent a huge portion of his life tending to his father’s estate and works after his death, reportedly walked out of the theatre in disgust at the premiere.

It’d be cool to see more of him.

Imagine if he went Fulþór.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

“What do you think Mueller is gonna do to me?”

Anecdotal, but I had a manager who was a retired NYC cop and I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone so determined to have zero accountability for themselves. He tried very hard to leave no paper trail so he could always claim ignorance if anything went wrong. I’d email him, and he’d call me. I started emailing him…

You’re missing her two best performances: “Winter’s Bone” and “mother!”

The only person questioning her is Rich, at this point.

Probably the last actress in the world that I worry about is Jennifer.

That first guy in the second wave:

As a Jewish man and NYC resident, I am ashamed to say that I assumed it was an orthodox/hassid man driving a minivan before I read the article. Similar thing happened to my cousin on a bike near the park. heard numerous other similar stories anecdotally.

Jesus, do you ever stop bitching and crying?

This is why people mock liberals. We are so fucking mockable.

Yeah, the condescension behind “I’m more woke than you” makes me at least understand where antagonism and backlash come from, even as I revile and don’t give much credence to it.

Not surprised since it is a made up term that only just started being used by everyone not too long ago. The X in it makes no sense to me since X usually means cross, not to signify multiple or broad as how the term uses it.

Yeah, let’s shit on people for not knowing how to pronounce a completely illogically spelled word that just started gaining traction six months ago.