I’m more interested what he thinks about the cops that worship the Punisher and put his logo on their cop cars. That’s the most horrifying one for me.

I cannot get over what a perfect name “Shabazz Napier” is. He sounds like a hip-hop-savvy jazz drummer who did a few records with Christian Scott and is releasing his debut as a leader on Delmark next month.

I would watch a live feed of this editor working in real time. Seriously.

Who hurt you, Milo?

“It’s no wonder that gingers convert to Islam in such high numbers.”

Also, this:

I really can’t stay

That’s sure to leave a bad taste in Monmouth.

But... I thought blue lives matter.

The last Bill Simmons podcast I listened to was a month or two ago (I know, I know, I should have stopped years ago) was the one where he told Haralabos Voulgaris that “LeBron is a good passer, but he’s not an all-time great passer. He’s not as good as Larry Bird.”

Oh christ, are you kidding me. Do you see the way that asshole likes his steaks cooked? His coke is probably cut with crushed up Necco Wafers

Personally, I think crazy acrobatic layups have almost always been cooler highlights than 95% of dunks. I mean, the greatest dunker of all time’s most famous highlight is a layup.

the cocaine is probably really good, though

This left handed cross-court touch pass right on the money to Richard Jefferson last year

This is the New York slice he’s had before:

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

It helps to skip up to where Furiosa starts driving.

Never forget.

This is not a great analogy, because Batman became a vigilante specifically because cops in Gotham were corrupt dick bags. A better analogy is to say some cops are bad cops and other cops are worse cops protected by the bad cops. Or, in summary, cops suck ass.