And Total Recall is just Eternal Sunshine without any real emotional grounding or much relationship to life as it’s actually lived.

*rolls eyes* Great another internet financier. Have you ever heard of the Glossom-Bogar Effect? How are you going to keep the Gladus curve in nominal alignment? Everyone is all like “Oh why don’t we just let people work for money to buy things!” I didn’t go to the Xavier School Of Magic Finance for nothing you know.…

The Quicker Fucker Upper

Body camera off = guilty until proven innocent.

Holy shit, that is amazing. Two thumbs up!

“I’ll take Inventive Invectives for $800, Alex.”

When I read the book it reminded me of Stalker, with “Area X” replacing “The Zone” (it was based on the Russian sci-fi novel called Roadside Picnic). Coincidentally, Tarkovsky’s movie has just been restored/Criterionized.

The Stallion who gets mounted by the World.

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

Unless he’s busted by the state of New York. POTUS has no power to pardon state charges, only Federal crimes. If he’s arrested on say, a flight crossing New York state and taken to NYC and arraigned there, now he’s looking at a one-way trip to Riker’s Island.

Can I just say I’m really here for the use of the word “thug” to describe people who do thug-like things?

Make sure you sing them Elvis tunes!

I can see this happening. This video was the subject of an old Gawker post. The bird re-enacts arguments its humans had during their divorce. Trigger warning for divorced people.

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…

I showed this story to my wife.

It’s hard for me to ignore that most of these brilliant boxing tactics would be instantly negated by numerous fundamental MMA tactics. Yes, this wasn’t an MMA fight, but it reminds me why I chose to follow MMA in the first place; the constant feeling that the guy who won the boxing match would lose in a real…

The problem with transferring technique between the two is the fundamental differences between the two. Certainly the transfer is mostly one way (boxing to MMA) but the problem comes with grappling and takedowns. Boxing technique gives little thought to takedowns and grappling because is doesn’t need to. The crowding…