Great comment, my man.

I think I might just start my own DUAN comment series called "First Song on Shuffle DUAN" and say some random thing after the song... Ohio Players - Fopp

Fucking loser. Not even using iOS 7. Savage.

You forgot this guy:

The nine Suns:

Truth, I've never trusted Goodell since he took over precisely because he looks like a chubbier version of a shady eye doctor from my hometown who would always try to trick people into thinking their glasses/contacts problem wasn't covered by insurance or manufacturer warranty when it was.

This seems like a trap. Just like when my ex-girlfriend asked if I wanted a threesome with her best friend.

The NFL's decision makes more sense when you consider what Riley Cooper has been wearing...

Or as Riley Cooper calls them, "Traitor Logs".

Hey now.

This would be the second-biggest Young-Balls transaction this year, behind only the Penn State settlement.

That makes two people that wouldn't know a proactive solution if it smacked them in the face.

I think the more enjoyable Deadspin story would be her cleat chasing history.

The incident marked the hardest an encased meat had ever been hit.

This wouldn't have been an issue if My Favorite Burger hadn't blown like half of its budget by using Kobe beef in its burgers.

It's just nice to see photographs of African-American ex-football players being brightened for a change.

Feels like I read a thousand words, you guys.

I don't care what anyone says, Dad Boner is the fucking man.

I never tire of DadBoner. Deal with it, you guys.