What a beautiful fucking world we live in where She-Hulk has the potential to become a blockbuster film.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

...I honestly don’t want her to try in 2020.

What’s she complaining about? She has “access” to great healthcare. All she has to do is pay for it! Maybe she should forego that new iPhone she wants to help pay for coverage...or lattes at Starbucks...or a few meals...or rent. Y’know, like those lazy moochers Breitbart is so fond of calling out.

I had always wondered what happened to Francis in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

Will Right Wing Conservatives’ heads’ explode over a work of fiction again?

I say it! It’s a great word, and I’m not sorry.

Your reply ignores all realities of governance. Kim Jung Un is not crazy, his rational goal is to stay in power. Therefore, a preemptive nuclear strike from North Korea to the US serves no purpose (neither does a preemptive strike from North Korea to anywhere else), unless his regime is already falling. If the…

This book was my everything growing up. The first time I visited the Met as an adult was just full of childlike glee due to the sheer number of times I read the book growing up.

I posted this over on another article on Gizmodo but there is almost zero chance Ryan or McConnell want to pursue impeachment proceedings when they’re trying to ram through their kill-the-poor-while-raising-their-taxes bonanza before mid-terms and they potentially lose any Congressional majority.

pure sartorial sex

Abby Wambach has married Christian mom blogger Glennon Doyle Melton, and she wore a snazzy red and white ensemble for the ceremony.

Well, according to every other commenter here, I am apparently a complete moron because I actually found this funny and entertaining.

Yeah, that was supposed to be comedy, not advice.

Set aside all the other reasons to abhor war, this will straight up delay the next iPhone. Rivulets of liquid shit should be running down the back of your legs and pooling in the heels of your New Balance tennies right about now.

“As God as my witness, I thought this stadium proposal would fly.”

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Voters better fucking show up then too.

11 of the remaining 17 B25s still flying made it to Wright Patt for the celebration  today. Seeing these slow, fragile bits of technology in flight really pressed home the *colossal* balls required to take them into a combat situation.

For the strategically deficient, that’s 199 U.S. warships across the entire surface of the Earth, and 100 Chinese warships in the West Pacific.