I started using homing (keese eye) arrows at a sharp angle to hit the one at the top, when it lowers, I just pulled bits of it off so i could always shoot it.

Yeah, gone for good! *looks at all the previous Zelda games that slowly fade from existence*.

What is this hyperbolic nonsense? All those games still exist. We didn’t stay 2d forever, we didn’t stay like Ocarina forever, we won’t stay like BOTW forever. The series has always changed and not every game is for everyone.…

Oh I’m aware, I myself have fallen to the trap myself, it’s insidious and permeates all aspects of FTP. I wish it wasn’t this way, truly I do.

MMORPG’s function almost wholly with the chore system. There is fun content, but it’s hidden behind a lot of crap sometimes.

Right, which according to Blizzard, it’s two different games! I get it though, I also don’t hate it, I just don’t play it. I read the articles here and it sounds like the player base is constantly getting shafted.

You spent $60 on OW2? What did that get you?

I mean, they’re optional. For the most part. Here blizzard have been ultimately scummy by locking away characters behind it. Saying “they intend for people to spend money” isn’t the same as “you have to pay money to play”. It’s a free to play game, with all the good and ills that come with that.

I hope you realise saying “u mad” is as weak as the rest of your shit. This is just you avoiding the fact you said something dumb, while trying to be snarky. You even pivoted to calls to sexism as you’d dug yourself in and didn’t know how to get out.

You’re really fucking lame. You did all the internet goodies; cope,…

It’s free to play, isn’t it? I’m no fan either to be honest but yeah, I think at least this version was free?

Maybe the PvE stuff was gonna cost extra?

“People clap or make noise when they enjoy something”

This was you. You said this. You put those words on the screen and sent it.

Don’t worry, this person literally claps when they watch movies at home. You can’t get any dumber than that.

Oof, you watch XQC, again self identifying as a loser, as well as a dumbass. Do you clap when you watch a moron on twitch? Simpleton.

“Hur dur I clap at twitch with the shitty human then pretend to moralise on kotaku”

You’re the lamest human being ever. Americans like you are why everyone thinks you’re all dumb as…

I forgot as well as dumb enough to applaud a screen, Americans are prudish about the word cunt. No one else gives a shit about your performative attempts to paint me as sexist. It’s a weak escape from the actual point, which is that you’re a moron. You didn’t have shit to say about me calling you a dickhead earlier,…

Gotham Knights owners frantically running to gamestop.

Oof, nice reddit comeback, you massive loser. Did you applaud when you wrote that dogshit and thought it was good? Dumb cunt. 

As long as its away from the dumbasses who applaud at a cinema, it’s probably going to be a fun party. I guess getting defensive over being a moron is just part of who you are? You can’t provide a counter argument so you attack me personally. What a worthless shitstain of a person, on the pants of conversation. 

Keep…

If you don’t have the self control or the very minor intelligence to realise your applause is for yourself, I don’t know what to tell you. How about not interrupting movies for people who paid to see them?

There’s no author there, no actor, no director, no lighting person. No performer, no stage hand and you’re damn…

Americans clapping in cinemas is a cultural aspect I will never get on with. Who the fuck are you clapping for? The only people there are the audience or a few staff. 

Oof, New World was a miserable experience during that whole thing. Most of these are great, the only one I don’t think matters is Outriders, there’s no competitive play, they bought it, let ‘em mod and cheat all they want. Who gives a shit.

Johnathan Gresham can perhaps play a leprechaun, or some sort of evil elf?

I can see like half of this list doing something OK, but half of them don’t have the chops for much other than comedy throwaways. 

“Ohhhh, my Stanza!”