I will volunteer as tribute. Dibs on being Tiffany.

Also, the media has been pointing out that he’s obese every 15 minutes for the past 72 hours.  There’s no way Trump would consent to a plan that involved the media talking about how old and fat he was so often for days on end.

I had read that Hilton’s constant use of the n-word (“hard R”) was the deal breaker for Richie. They stopped being friends and I don’t know how Hilton can spin that.

This, exactly. I’m betting she has at some point in time justified it with “you don’t act/speak/look/seem black.”

One genuine question, I have no doubt she’s racist but if so, was she unaware that Nicole Richie is part Black? Why would she share the spotlight of The Simple Life with her? Considering all the proof, it seems she might be selectively racist against Black men.

Paris Hilton’s disappearance into irrelevance makes me happy and gives me hope that the Kardashians will eventually disappear into irrelevance as well. Paris needs to stay gone. She doesn’t need to come back like Michael Myers.

Kim kardashian's fame makes it worse, I'm sure. 

I’m sure the fact that she is irrelevant now just galls her. In my mind, the first thing I think of is “famous for being famous.” She’s gross and I hope her ass gets dragged for this shit, it’s long overdue.

And for those of you who are wondering what that “subplot” is and can’t get behind the paywall:

Oof, I read the first couple of Strike books and couldn’t get over how mean-spirited they are. Just full of awful stuff that, when you look back on, was present in Harry Potter, too—misogyny, fat shaming, transphobia, etc. etc. She has a weird obsession with describing how ugly people are, like GRRM and his food…

LW, you know you’re still using your ex, right?

This is not a ghost story, but a horrible human encounter. This happened about 4.5 years ago: