no because the world is unfair and mean (aka please make this movie it would be amazing. Spidey has to save THE PROM!!)

I love her and she is so fucking gorgeous/smart/barbified cool, but...

oh god Pence or trump is the worst, “would you rather” ever. it was like “trump or Cruz”.

I swear to G he might have run simply to escape his debt and his losses. what better way than to accept bribes or at the very least make sheisty real estate deals (through ur kids) in exchange for benefiting other countries? No joke, I legit have always thought he was at least partially running from his debt towards…

teenage dream is soooooooooo good (also TGIF, both are on multiple workout playlists haha)

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

totally agree re: “I kissed a girl”. It was an offensive fad.

yeah california girls KP was great. We all liked it, KP! No need to macklemore yourself

a harry reid homage AND a felicity reference? A+ for you today, no matter what else happens

GO HOME MEGYN YOU’RE TRAAASHHHH

I mean yeah, we’re BFF’s, that’s how I KNOW he wants to do them but doesn’t; he’s not relevant enough anymore to get away with it.

he was asked about it. I’m sure if he returns to comedy in some meaningful way we’ll hear about it in the form of a demeaning joke because you know, he deserves to be safe and feel comfortable but no one else does, unless he’s explicitly said so.

“Attacking comedians who try to find the light inside of serious subject matter is the most ill conceived directive imaginable.”—> wtf are you talking about? Seinfeld could not be a safer comedian. he just wants protection from losing money in the future in case he can’t bother to pay attention to the news bc of his…

it’s the irony that he complains so much about how PC culture is creating an “unsafe space” for comedy. It’s proof that when it comes to himself, his person-hood should be taken at face value. for everyone else, we should just listen to the famous white man behind a beloved comedy show or else we’re dumb babies. …

move on with your life, seinfeild wants the freedom to make rape jokes, he just doesn’t want to admit it so he says he “dislikes PC culture”.

oh dear god I am very sorry for the idiots who come here solely to argue the minutiae of larger points they know to be true. I’ve hated him since his stupid “vocal dislike of PC culture”, which is white man famous code for, “let me make a rape joke”, something everyone knows but doesn’t want to admit because they…

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AMEN!!!!!!!