Dear Mr. Seinfeld-

I never looked it up really, but when I worked at a Porsche dealership when these were new, sales said they were heavy porkers comparatively to the other models.

Tar-ga! Tar-ga! Tar-ga!

Well that audi reminds me of:

Sadly its more like TEX + CA + TXT. It has been happening way before people were all dosed on sudafed and prozac . I mean MJ.

I moved from CO to ATL when I was a kid very briefly. It snowed 5 inches and even as a wee lad I could see that these people were all crazy and had no business on the roads. I was also the only one on my block with a sled, suckas.

Where is thy boot?

something, something, innuendo, bewbs.

I agree 100%. Between phones and knob-less radios and such, it really is a miracle that we all make out as good as we do.

Life is too short to go without coffee. Maybe coffee will turn your capslock off?

Maybe you should try some coffee?

Well you sure as hell won't be driving (crashing) and owning (maintaining) supercars with THAT attitude!

50¢ worth of douches.

Please stop driving.

You can usually find 'raddos in the weeds when the owners trade out for forza versions, which seem to be slightly more reliable. Then dumbasses like me buy them to turn into daily drivers.

Someone PLEASE give me a 993 and I promise I will write at least three (3) blog posts chronicling my opinions of said automobile for the whole interwebs to digest.

I know where there is one of these here in D-Town. Too bad I have never seen it move. Just takes up space. Very frenchy.

Maybe they shortened the poor man's legs to give it more of a super ground clearance look? Shoulda thought about that before putting a lift on my 4runner, might have been cheaper.

yawn.

Don't mind if i do....