So all my cars have ever had is one horn. If the horn is set to country from the factory and I live in the city, is that the reason everyone is driving like asshats around me? Where can I find one of these city horns?

Or maybe he was out all night stealing cars, only to return in the morning (at 08:30) and notice that he himself was a victim.

No way. Not buyin it. He goes on to say "Another guest at the inn arrived at approximately 09:30 hours" You do not make the same mistake twice. Him AND the other guest at the inn got lucky. Clearly he means 9:30am.

"My wife and I went to dinner, returned about 08:30 hours"

She should be careful. You can get a ticket in most states for public urination.

Yes. Cuz most fans would wear it with a blue one. BACK OF THE LINE!

seconded.

I think the punctuation was wrong. It was supposed to be:

Hell yeah! Nice touch!

Give me one of these! On-board garden hose! TWO on-board vacuums! Green!

I used to work at the top of Pike's when I was a wee lad There were a couple o perks: 1) Shots of whiskey at 14,000 feet are killers...and 2) working up there during the climb would bring awesome delays when the shuttle that drove us up to the top would have to wait for said trucks/cars to blow past at a bazillion…

agreed.

State Specific. Dumb, stoopid front plates look awful.

I agree. At least he won't get the money for parting them out.

Could those be.....Corrado Sebring wheels!? If so...please contact me as you have no use for them anymore.

Great timing! I just picked up my all stock 90 g60 (no VR6 for me, too practical) this past weekend. It even has the cold weather package! I had one in college but had to sell it due to it being a unreliable money grubbing jerk. I remember losing it one day in a hot sunlit parking lot after it drained the battery.…

What, no Keith Turbo?

I for one also recommend installing a 1960's ambulance siren. That really gets em moving.

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