One of mine doesn't just lick plastic, he chews on it, too. And it has to be the loudest, crunchiest plastic ever. I have to literally bury such plastic in the trash can because if it's on top he will find it in the middle of the night when I'm trying to sleep.

I feel the same way about the champions/heroes for DOTA2 and League. Granted I ended up dropping DOTA2, but I never really got into any of the heroes I played. Their backstories and personalities were never really translated into the actual gameplay.

I prefer League, though eventually I might get around to trying Smite and HotS when it's released. League just clicked with me, as did one of the first heroes I tried (first time in a MOBA where I instantly clicked with a hero). I was no stranger to MOBA's (been playing them on and off since DOTA in WC3), but League…

Nothing about this strikes me as anything but awkward.

Probably. After all, the main character is so bland (and perfect) that you could replace him with a chia pet and it wouldn't change anything.

Indeed. Watching paint dry is also a valid alternative to SAO.

I honestly don't get why SOA is so popular, what with your list of huge problems with it, along with others. .hack and Log Horizon do "trapt in an MMO" so much better than SOA, and have much better pacing, too.

Uh, please talk to your kids about sex, because odds are they won't come to you to ask about stuff if you haven't already shown them that talking about sex and sexual health are okay subjects to come to you with. There's also a shit-ton of misinformation on the internet, some of it being harmless while others are…

Yeah, I never got a talk. I got Where Did I Come From? when I was younger (though it is a great book), and around 13 or so I got another, second-hand book. A book that was already 15 years old at the time.

All bitches be crazy, right? All these women just got together and fabricated a bunch of screenshots because they felt like ruining an innocent man's life.

Sexual harassment online isn't just about "scoring" (sexual harassment in general does not lead to sex, either), it's about feeling powerful and proving to yourself and others that you're a super desirable human specimen. Guys like the above get off by ignoring the boundaries of women. They're also the type of guys…

Up until last year, I was using a 5450. And it was still able to play most new games (albeit at lower settings).

Same here. I don't get why people shit on AMD when, even if their cards may not always be as powerful (not that most people would even notice the difference), their cards are cheaper and in return Nvidia has to lower the price on their cards to be competitive. Nvidia is known to inflate the prices of their cards and…

Oh geez, I know, right? Hell, just raid the whole liner thing if you simply cannot fathom your ass coming within inches of a toilet seat! Not that butt skin is so ineffective it doesn't do its job of keeping out germs on a surface that would be cleaner than the handle on the washroom door if not for people pissing on…

I wouldn't at all be surprised if they feel no need to clean up their mess simply because it's a public spot so some other poor soul with no choice has to do it. Because you just know that hoverers don't pee like that in their own house since cleaning up urine multiple times per day is not something anyone wants to do.

Let me try painting you a picture of what a woman's public washroom typically looks like.

You haven't been in a woman's public washroom before, have you?

Yup. Neither side has any moral ground to stand on.

For all his craziness and conspiracy theories (AIDS is fiction used to sell drugs!), I'm glad one of my social studies teachers did actually teach us about residential schools. Obviously they're so horrific a lot of things were omitted or glossed over, but that's still stuff Canadians need to learn. Especially since…

Plus by breaking the seal on food, he's allowing pathogens to get in. Even without leaving a toothpick inside, once the bacteria start to grow whoever ends up eating that food could get food poisoning. If it's someone who is already sick or is immunocompromised, that can be a very dangerous situation. I've dealt with…