I like it, and you are right, that name sucks.

I love the design of the F-35. It is a beautiful plane. The problem is, it does not perform as well as it looks.

I'm thinking of buying one of those "recharge" Visa cards. It costs a couple bucks to put more money in, but I don't have to worry about all of my money being lost, just the money on the Recharge Visa card.

Apple juice . . . in an . . . apple.

Two black objects came out of his pocket. One landed on the beach and the other into the drink. Hopefully his iPhone made it to the beach.

Where do you want it?

It's like a gem of the earth that has captured a rainbow.

No seriously, it's Russian Agents who believe they are using ESP to influence US politicians and military commanders. In reality, all they are doing is moving a bunch of rocks around in the desert.

Nope, read the fine print.

It would be nice if the cable modem had a red light that indicated the problem was TW and not the customer. It would have saved a lot of grief.

Take the Red pill.

My favorite is Milena Velba.

Those are awesome. It would even be better if he could create a little application so I could set up a couple displays on the wall.

Yeah, wait until they turn 14 to 16.

Meet your new wingman,

Meet your new wingman,

I kind of imagined the future internet like in Johnny Mnemonic.

Next you're going to tell me my phone will talk to me.

Hold on a minute. Automated hamburgers is one thing, automated pizza . . . NOOOOOOO.

Automation coming to a local franchise burger joint soon.