It runs, and its under $3k. Why the hell not. I’d build it into an off-roader so I could constantly say “No, its not a Rover, its Laforza” and then launch into an automotive history lesson that no one cares about.

The “window” is for closing the shade and having a place to lean your head against though....

I would spend the extra to ensure the kids are as far away as possible

Stupid people. That’s your answer.

Sample Kia Telluride markup items:

I have never seen anyone ever share the things that you listed. Where the hell do you live?

This is a common response to this sort of thing.  There are two ways in which language can become malleable.  The first is when society changes or has need for a word to describe something new.  This is an intentional application of a word to a new situation.  The other is when enough people just don’t use a word…

“For the first time ever, GMC has given the Denali a bespoke interior...”

So each individual buyer is getting a custom interior?  This word has become meaningless.  Every GMC Yukon Denali having the same interior means it is not a bespoke interior, even if that interior is different than the one in other Yukons. 

The facelift ruined it. The original D:5 is quite a nice design, IMHO.

Kristen, you are a brave person to risk tetanus by being anywhere in the vicinity of David Tracy.

Did the seller run over your cat and not apologize or something? You have some weird vendetta against this car for some reason. 

Iran-Shia versus Saudi Arabia-Sunni: all back to their nutball schism of that religion. (All religions are codified fairy tales.) Plus Iran’s “Hey, we’re Persia” complex. Plus Saudi Arabia’s ultra-fundamentalist Wahhabism making the shit extra deep. And we’re aligned with oil-rich Saudi Arabia while Iran has Russia in…

E-scooters are just another thing that asshole Portlanders can ride on the sidewalk.

Answer 1: the restaurants I like most.

They tested them in Chicago (right now they are in hibernation, I guess) and the first or second day there was a serious hit and run where a scooterist ran into a bicyclist and pretty much left him for dead. There was a whole go fund me for the many medical bills. Anyway, seems like every hipster doofus in this town…

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

I like WinDirStat, and was surprised when it wasn’t the top of the list. I installed Wiztree and gave it a go and it is extremely fast, and meets all my requirements.

I knew Jack Feces. Jack Feces was my friend. You Jason Torchinsky, are no Jack Feces.

No, the eagles all have one head.

I drive a Model S and #2 is my all-time peeve. My best friend drives a WRX. His feedback on #2:

Me: *logs into NASIOC* Fucking WRX fanboys. Who spends this much time on and offline being such a dipshit?
MuskRats: “Hold my vape”