Buck_Turgidson
Buck_Turgidson
Buck_Turgidson

I ended up with a 1987 Elite scooter and a broken laptop screen.

The airline industry can’t afford to invest in Fairey tales.

I feel like this is as good a time as any to bring up that I’m still awaiting some kind of compensation (beer, hot dogs, asshole seagull repellent) for my continued contributions to the comments section on your fine website. You should be aware that I have two Kinja followers, and I’m pretty sure one of them isn’t a

How does it feel to be a red state teat-sucker? Tell your sister/wife I said hi!

They do, but those cables aren’t actually connected to anything, they just threw them on the table for affect.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl

If you look closely, they are not even plugged in. 

Gonna go out on a limb and say most of these “cowboys” would shit themselves in apoplexy if they were riding with a black cowboy or Mexican vaquero.

Open, brazen ignorance is a kind of honesty.

“The thing about the cowboy way is that you’re honest”

No you’re not missing anything, like the missing shift knob (aftermarket $10) on this $7800 turd.  The real question is, how are fully 12% of people voting NP?  There can’t be that many trolls, contrarians, and olds accidentally hitting the wrong button.

It’s not as if many people from the hood can afford WS tickets. Those boos came from people with money.

Because we needed the visual:

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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A Subaru commercial without a dog? That’s pretty unrealistic if you ask me.

Well at one time they were.  I owned 5 of them trouble free.  

Anyone with any doubt that this clown is a Russian asset should be convinced since he took a pass on throwing out the first pitch of the World Series. Jesus, might as well march in the Moscow May Day parade.

50 bucks says he can’t throw a baseball 60 feet, on the other hand.

Joe Buck = human embodiment of mansplaining.