As a former employee of this trucking company, this accident doesn’t surprise me at all. When I worked for them, they never complied with mandated rest intervals. Sort of looks like they still don’t…

Idiots gonna idiot

I’m quite certain someone will buy it. We live in weird fucking times.

I’m going with AMC. A Jalop favorite that brought you:

COTD

NP all day long. Throw a set of Cragars on that beast and drive it.

A hideous shitbox and the commercials were awful. I can still remember that godawful tune

Good thing Col. Stuart already got blown up.

Texas is a fucking shithole in every regard. Fuck that place.

What a hideous unwieldy shitbox.

Where to start? Let’s go in order of year of manufacture:

Easy there George :D

I’ve always liked the Alf Romeo logo. A cross and a snake eating a baby? That  logo has everything!

That’s exactly how I ordered my new 1988 Golf GL diesel at Autohaus Warncke in Tarmstedt. I was able to order it exactly as I wanted with no
BS or upselling of crap I didn’t want or need. 

I feel confident that it’s going to be hot unwatchable garbage.

This whole fiasco was weapons-grade dumbfuckery from the very start.

Literally any Rambler. Basic, solid, bulletproof and cheap. Plus, lie-flat seats, baby...

I had a 2006 Mini Cooper S convertible that I named Uschi (diminutive form of Ursula). The name just seemed to fit a cute little German gal. 

I used to be a major road rager and taking affront at any perceived sleight on the road. My wife used to get so pissed at me that at some point I started just trying to watch my language, and eventually I figured out that this behavior is just fucking dangerous so I dialed it way back. At this point, I can’t remember…

What a goddamn abortion that thing is.