Spam. Specifically Portuguese Sausage flavor.

I don’t hate it anyway...

I’m definitely digging the steelies!

Trader Joe’s sells Amarena cherries which are a very good $5 substitute for the Luxardo cherries. Not the same but miles better than fake-ass Star Maraschinos.

Holy shit. Since it doesn’t need that kind of ventilation in the nose, WTF? They could artfully recall the BMW grill in a much more subtle fashion, so that you know it’s a BMW. But screaming HEY LOOK I’M A FUCKING BMW SEE MY GIANT-ASS BMW GRILL?!? SEE IT?!?

Yep, those were likely Pinzgauers. Backcountry Adventures on Kauai uses them to get you to their ziplines as well. It was almost more fun riding in those things than the ziplines - for a car geek anyway.

It doesn’t look any worse than most of the current of SUV/CUV units on the market.

Thanks to this story, I know that I can cross this place of my list of places to try. Any company this jacked up and using a walking, talking taint as a spokesperson isn’t a place I need to visit.

I still regret not buying one of these when I lived in Berlin. I constantly lusted after weird French cars!

This is the correct answer.

I was waiting for this comment.

I replaced every incandescent bulb in my house with LED bulbs from Feit, Philips, Westinghouse and some random-ass Chinese bulbs and I have yet to replace a single bulb - of any  brand. Go figure...

Hell, I’ve advanced well beyond the poor college student and I still do this. It’s even better with other sausages (e.g. hot links).

For sure. I logged many miles in my Dad’s Ram Van (cargo version of this beast) and it was super comfy!

Some might say the word “sike” is perfectly cromulent.

Enough with the damn screens already.

For future reference it’s “Crackpfeife” (sorry, the translator in me cried out in mock horror). Otherwise, a nice twist on the Audi slogan!