The “Jerry - Jerry - Jerry” chants make this epic.

Feel free to fuck in the direction of off with that shit.

He sounds like a dirt-leg cousin-fucker.

I was about to grammar-nazi this myself...

Hell I bought a Masterbuilt propane smoker at Lowe’s for like $175 5 years ago and it still works fucking great. 3 racks of St. Louis ribs with whatever dry rub you choose, fill the wood box with soaked mesquite or hickory chunks (not those goddamn chips), fill the water pan and hook up the propane tank. Ignite and…

I had a similar experience working security at the Olympiastadion in Berlin for the American Bowl in 1991 (49ers vs. Bears). There was like zero partisanship in the stands - just a bunch of people drinking Schultheiss and having fun. Very unlike Candlestick...

I don’t hate this. Not even a little bit.

Probably good advice...

I finally saw - and took pictures of, natch - these cute little buggers in Portugal last month and I was immediately smitten. I told my wife that if we move to Portugal I’m buying one (a statement that immediately caused her to roll her eyes so hard I could hear it). Too bad it’s going away.

Looking forward to the Wagoneer teardown...

I got suckered into the Instant Pot cult, and frankly I’m glad since it seems to be a very solid method of cooking chicken breast in a way that it’s actually edible. Season them or add salsa or some other sauce and cook them. They come out moist and tender and they’re great for salads, quesadillas, sandwiches etc. and…

1. Dick Trickle Incontinence Undergarments.

Comment of the Year right there.

These things (and the sexy AF Interceptor) were all over my hometown when I was growing up. I’ve always had a soft spot for Jensens. They really are nice-looking.

My former sister-in-law manages the Hertz rental agency at the Avignon TGV station, and she told me that Touareg owners are her most frequent customers.

The level of pettiness involved here is mind-blowing.

I rented one in Berlin years ago and for driving and parking there it was ideal. Then I had to drive it to Aschaffenburg - yikes.

Oh, the hilarity!

Tens of people will be devastated.

This particular idea doesn’t really seem to qualify as “innovation”.