1. Dick Trickle Incontinence Undergarments.

Comment of the Year right there.

These things (and the sexy AF Interceptor) were all over my hometown when I was growing up. I’ve always had a soft spot for Jensens. They really are nice-looking.

My former sister-in-law manages the Hertz rental agency at the Avignon TGV station, and she told me that Touareg owners are her most frequent customers.

The level of pettiness involved here is mind-blowing.

I rented one in Berlin years ago and for driving and parking there it was ideal. Then I had to drive it to Aschaffenburg - yikes.

I hate to be that guy, but:

Oh, the hilarity!

Tens of people will be devastated.

This particular idea doesn’t really seem to qualify as “innovation”.

Yeah, I’m going to have to go ahead and disagree with you there...

At the risk of using a somewhat tired meme:

It’s no Wichita Falls, but it’s close.

OK, that is adorable.

Why go small? Land yachts are also fun! Check out this ‘75 Pontiac Grandville!

Oh goody. 

4 Doors better than 2...

A lesser man would quail at the prospect...

Correct. 1961 300 G. 

I’ve posted it before but it never gets old to me...