My thoughts exactly.

Point taken...

I’m not sure how steep the learning curve is for not leaving shit in the middle of the sidewalk and otherwise not being a dick, but sure.

That name basically translates to “Turd” in my mind when I see or hear it.

So long, shit-eyes.

My best friend’s ‘72 MGB was most effective in this regard.

‘Merica!

Former TS 185 owner here. I really miss that machine!

Bowl of soup with that hat?

Hahaha!

The levers in my house are at exactly the right height to catch the belt loops on my bathrobe. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten a face-full of door as a result.

I hate you.

And there it is...

My daughter’s 2006 Accord has LED taillights, which are slowly failing and not easily repairable. Unlike normal goddamn taillight bulbs.

Can’t have this anymore, so...

God hell I almost hurt myself because trying to scroll down as fast as possible and vote CP on this abortion. Holy Fuck.

I miss Europe. So many interesting cars on the streets!

I was just in San Diego a couple of weekends ago and fortunately the Padres were in San Francisco or this problem would have been as you described it. As it was, those scooters (and loaner bicycles) are strewn about the goddamn landscape - all over the city. Other than a couple of near-collisions on sidwalks, my bigges…

Thanks for this article. I have been pondering ending the madness of Amazon Prime for a while now. I buy way too much stuff due to the ease of clicking one button. For all of the reasons you listed, I decided to pull the plug...