Case is as good as solved.

The seats definitely had insufficient space between the bolsters, and were not as generously padded as I would have liked. I have a fairly minimal amount of padding in the gluteal region, so every little bit counts!

I owned a 6 at one point and I really enjoyed driving it, but the seats were way too narrow and short for my 6'4" ass. I ended up with a Passat which was pretty sucky by comparison.

God, that is profoundly depressing...

Wow, this guy still has no idea how to design - well, anything.

Another logical step towards serfdom for the unwashed masses.

Mk 1 is great - if you’re tiny.

JC Whitney, yo. They sell a nifty little replacement kit that worked like a champ in my ‘78 Impala.

As much as I love this idea (I could save 15 minutes on my commute by lanesplitting Sunrise Blvd), I am truly terrified of the insane nincompoops with whom I share the road every day. Constant near misses due to inattentive and/or aggressive drivers feature heavily into my daily drive and the idea of being that…

This seems more your speed David...

Yeah, that would have to suck...

As much as I love gasoline-fueled mayhem of all sorts (and think this idea is actually kind of cool), I think I would lose my shit if a neighbor did this and I had to hear it all the time.

This is a lovely example of how wildly incompetent and out of touch the Yorks are.

The cars are definitely so dull as to be nearly invisible. More distressing however, are the ads:

Do you even Cam? Bro?

Do you even Cam? Bro?

They actually offer a Rubicon stroller - my bad. I thought the idea was too stupid to exist. Just goes to show you.

Time for Jeep to sell a Rubicon Child Mobility Unit.

“Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude” according to my German friends, and I have to agree.