This quote quite literally made my day.

The fuel pump in my dad's '64 Econoline crapped out on our way home from fishing and our field-expedient fix was to take an empty Coors bottle, break out the bottom and tape the fuel line into the neck. We drove home (about 5 miles) with me carefully pouring siphoned gasoline into the Coors bottle held over the the…

My 2006 MINI Cooper S convertible. It was a blast to drive and the first and only supercharged car I've owned. However, it combined the finicky over-engineering of a German car with the reliability of a British one. In the space of one year, it was on a flatbed FOUR times, and it was only 3 years old at the time. The…

This is the correct answer.

"Going to be"?

I owned the same car in the same color scheme so deja vu! However, mine was equipped with a 4-speed stick and it was a great little machine.

7/10. I almost had a seizure though.

Keep it up Pete. Your legacy grows ever more golden as the days pass...

THIS

Will they make him shave off that heinous hillbilly-ass beard? Please?

I keep salt, a pepper grinder, 3 kinds of hot sauce, chili oil, olive oil, vinegar, red pepper flakes, a tube of Thomy mustard and soy sauce at my desk. Never at a loss for seasoning!

Dear Curt,

Cunt.

Holy mother of god yes. That thing is a rolling abortion.

My '88 Golf (not turbo) Diesel did 100 on the Autobahn, but it took about 2 minutes to get there. Driver discipline is in any case far better than here in the US.

I watched that movie many years ago and enjoyed it very much, so I was pleased to find it on DVD at Amazon.com for cheap. I just watched it again, and it's pretty damn good!

Ur Quattro

This is the kind of hard-hitting automotive journalism that keeps me coming back to Jalopnik every day. Keep up the good work!

FTFY.

What a steaming pile of bronto-shit.