And now you know why I stopped watching tennis back. When Monica Seles started this shit, I was done.

Camaro!

Unless you are tiny and petite, forget Airberlin. Horribly cramped cabins.

Just die already.

Seriously. They're just a bit too boy racer-ish for my tastes. Undoubtedly a fine car, but I find them hopelessly dull (sadly, like so many other Toyotas).

Came here to say this. Sweet boneless Christ - camels?!?

NSU Ro80 - hideously unreliable but cool-looking.

Having had dealings with Folsom Lake Ford, I can state that this comes as no surprise whatsoever.

Came here to post this!

At my last office, there was one of these shitboxes covered with GOP/Teabagger stickers. My Irony-Meter exploded.

We have a winner!

Kind of surprised to find that Pliny the Elder didn't make this list. Other than Racer 5 and Union Jack (no Wookey Jack?). However, it could just be due to the relative rarity of Russian River products on the market. Even here in Sacramento, it's very much a hit or miss proposition. However, it's well worth it as…

So.Much.Win.

Die already you walking corpse.

Just walk away...

We buy at least 30 of those chickens a year, so we're golden! Not to mention Jim Beam at $19.99 for 1.75 liters...

Totally agree with Sixt in Germany. Sixti runs a close second. In the US, however, Avis has always been my go-to.

Those things are truly hideous to behold.

Plus Trivago uses that scary-looking unshaven git with his shirt unbuttoned as a spokesperson, so right off, no way in hell am I using them. Unless I want a reservation for a cardboard box under a freeway overpass, which is where he appears to sleep.