NSU Ro80 - hideously unreliable but cool-looking.

Absofuckinglutely Not.

Having had dealings with Folsom Lake Ford, I can state that this comes as no surprise whatsoever.

Came here to post this!

At my last office, there was one of these shitboxes covered with GOP/Teabagger stickers. My Irony-Meter exploded.

We have a winner!

Kind of surprised to find that Pliny the Elder didn't make this list. Other than Racer 5 and Union Jack (no Wookey Jack?). However, it could just be due to the relative rarity of Russian River products on the market. Even here in Sacramento, it's very much a hit or miss proposition. However, it's well worth it as…

So.Much.Win.

Die already you walking corpse.

Just walk away...

We buy at least 30 of those chickens a year, so we're golden! Not to mention Jim Beam at $19.99 for 1.75 liters...

Forgot to add a description - it's a 65 cm Steve Rex custom townie built here in Sacramento. Equipped with a Nexus7 hub and outfitted with leather saddle and frame bags from Manufactum in Germany. And don't forget the comfy Brooks Flyer saddle!

How could you not love this big guy?

Totally agree with Sixt in Germany. Sixti runs a close second. In the US, however, Avis has always been my go-to.

Those things are truly hideous to behold.

Plus Trivago uses that scary-looking unshaven git with his shirt unbuttoned as a spokesperson, so right off, no way in hell am I using them. Unless I want a reservation for a cardboard box under a freeway overpass, which is where he appears to sleep.

Oh HELL yes!

Much want.

Well that escalated quickly!