Douchey douchebag is douchey.

Movie crossover, but this seems fitting somehow... Fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy!

The Opel Vectra CDTI I rented in Germany a few years ago surprised me with its 140 MPH top speed on the Autobahn, and of course it sipped fuel so it was easily the best car I ever rented there.

Lancia Aurelia

Who the fark is voting NP on this CrackWagon?!?!

My first car back in 1978 was an Aurora Turquoise '64 Rambler Classic 660 sedan with the OHV straight-six, "Flash-O-Matic" slushbox and the "Weather-Eye" climate control (aka, heater). It was purchased at Larry Brink Motors in Mill Valley, CA and as I recall, that was also a Rambler-only dealership.

Honda 600!

And just for flavor: Jowett Jupiter!

Bentley 6.5 Liter

I'm in love...

UNIMOG

Rambler American

Uhh, actually there is: "Qualitätskontrolle". Which is not to say that the Qualitätskontrolle is actually taking place, but there is undeniably a word for it! ;)

This POS. People think that with some ugly-ass body cladding and the red 'S' on that beige ass they suddenly have a Group B rally car.

Jowett Jupiter. Actually I only posted this because I think most people have never heard of the damn things. However, a neighbor in my hometown had TWO. And they were both wrecks. Sad, really.

A Ranger turbodiesel would be the winner here if you ask me, but it'll never happen (in the US anyway).

Also fond of Checker...

Hispano-Suiza

Trabi, Rennpappe (Racing Cardboard), Duroplast-Bobmber, Sachsenporsche (Saxon Porsche), Fluchtkoffer (Escape Suitcase), Plastikbomber, Mercedes-Krenz (named after Egon Krenz, last General Secretary of the SED), Überdachte Zündkerze (Roofed Sparkplug), Regenschirm mit Rädern (Umbrella with Wheels), Walker,…

Wow, a symphony in Crack Major...