Srsly.

Well-played, Sir!

Dab of Oppo!

Mako Shark!

Oh sweet boneless Christ... There ain't a big enough crack pipe in this world.

Need some of this...

I stand by my choice! :) Cleaner lines and the fastback treatment make it for me.

Dodge Charger!

I have to agree - this format is really hard on the eyeballs...

I just realized that the question was regarding "new cars", so the Mohs Ostentatienne Opera Sedan wouldn't count really, but I stand by my choice!

This would be comfy I think...

Love the idea of sleepers in general, and this is a classic example of the genre that will catch all and sundry unawares, but damn, is it fugly...

Saved by Zero?

Officer Jameson I presume?

My father and I successfully did something akin to this, i.e. using a broken beer bottle, duct tape and THE FUEL LINE to gravity-feed the carb in his '64 Econoline with a dead fuel pump. Hazardous to be sure, but hardly Darwin Award-worthy...

@87CE 95PV Type Я says HAPPY NEW YEAR: Precisely!

This always worked well for me!

If it must be made...