Hunter and vegetarian are both personal choices, so prickliness is unwarranted. As an LGBTQ person, though, I have no choice but to be prickly toward Republicans, who are constantly trying to treat me as less than human.

Say you’re shipping them to Guam, but then just sink the cargo ship with all aboard.

I’ve had teammates be offered this choice. One cut his hair , while the coaches told him he could just sit out the match.

Fuck that ref. That’s point one. But also, fuck Andrew Johnson’s team, coach, and school for not showing up for him. If he’s expected to sacrifice his time, youth, and energy for a sports team and their collective victories, those motherfuckers could have stuck up for him. All the weekends, afternoons, evenings,…

You’re right. Especially when you find out that the normal protocol is to allow a student with long hair to cover it. What’s more is, according to BET, females are allowed to wrestle. Wanna bet he’s never tried to make Becky cut her damned hair before a match. Both teams should have forfeited and had a rematch after…

Fuck everyone in the room who didn’t stop this. 

Y’all Queda?

Fortunately they’re not in direct competition with some gorgeously hand drawn adaptation or something...

I can’t wait. I read the book repeatedly at a tender age, and it was partly responsible for turning me into a cynical, miserable atheist (goddam those rabbits who blindly sacrificed members to the snare) who suspiciously examines any form of social order for either sticking your head in the sand (their first Warren)…

Where is the Gooey Louie on this list?  Gooey Butter cake is simply the best.

I think there’s an autocorrect issue in an original comment. Delicious Vinyl is likely Vintage Vinyl in the Delmar Loop. There is no Delicious Vinyl in St. Louis. 

Interesting that you are in a thread about Gmail add ons then isn’t it?

*twirls snooty mustache*

So if I square to bunt, then pull the bat back and hit a screaming line drive barely foul, I’m out because no matter what happens after I square, it’s still a bunt? I don't think so.

Counterpoint....

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

Russia. Next Dem President should propose a fund for white supremacists to emigrate to Russia, including $200,000 of debt forgiveness; in return, neither they, nor their children, nor their children's children would be allowed to so much as enter the US on a tourist visa, let alone immigrate.

Anyone want to sign my petition to level Oklahoma and drive its current residents underground to live with the mole people?

I’m accepting ideas now on what would could build in its place. I’m thinking the absolute gayest amusement park. 

“The simplest possible explanation for what’s become a sprawling mess is that these people are”

unfathomably fucking stupid, every single last one of them.