The thing that really grinds my corn is that, inevitably, some gun worshipping wingnut will blame the kid/family for not having “proper education in gun safety”, even though they never owned one. Yet, when actual NRA staffers blow holes in themselves at sanctioned safety events, the gun “just went off”.

Somehow, I don’t think being banned from a ride-sharing app is enough punishment for this. If she had done what she had threatened, this guy could have spent decades in prison. Surely some crime was committed here?

You forgot one way: rent a private rail car and have it hitched to the back of an Amtrack train:

He’s a thin-skinned crybaby who is horribly unqualified for his job, so he spends as little time as possible doing it?

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

Actually, they pretty much do only teach about black historical figures for one month. Yes, Martin Luther King, Jr. gets one day in January. George Washington Carver may get a mention at some other time. Rosa Parks may get a mention. But, seriously, the entire reason for Black History Month is that they ARE ignored…

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
…

Every damn day he does something to remind me of Yeats’ The Second Coming:

Me too. That’s sometimes how I feel after an hour or more on stage performing Mahler. :-)

Here’s a helpful reminder you can share with others who aren’t quite yet sure:

Sign me up! I’ll take some of that sweet sweet protest money. And it sounds like this pays way better than “sexual assault victim, trying to ruin a man’s life for money and fame.” Although probably not as well as climate change scientest or big pharma vaccine shill. On the plus side I don’t even think it will cause a…

That begins in earnest next Tuesday and runs for the next 1,460 days.

“Excellent. Take your ball and go home, that’ll show ‘em. I’m sure they will think about your protest of apathy every day. Heck it may just interrupt their work day. In your little world that revolves around you, you will have won! Selfish prick.” - Your neighbors/community/planetmates

I’ve been waiting for Kellyanne’s since day 1

Tea... that is too strong? Rubbish.

We can still act holier than thou.

OMG, there is someone like me! I’ve been saying for years that if I won the lottery or had enough money to be eccentric, that I’d wear a brand new pair of socks every day. Nothing like it.

ICE PIRATES.

Oh god, please don’t watch, it’s so embarrassing.

Paging Chuck Tingle. We’ve got your next plot all tied up and begging for it.