You realize we can’t make fun of other countries anymore, right? Like not even our friends. Canada, Japan, Norway. SOUTH KOREA. They all do some weird shit and it’s fun to point it out and be like, “hey, that is some WEIRD shit you guys.” And we all have a laugh and it’s great. But now? Nope. All these guys have to do…

Adult Swim is handling it so hopefully they will hold more respect to the source material that Cartoon Network did with that awful reboot of Power Puff Girls. “No Me gusta” with the stupid meme face on Bubbles wtf CN you think that’s funny?

Today is my anniversary. My husband and I often joke that the mere thought of dating again is enough to keep us together. We haven't been together as long as you and your spouse, but long enough to know that we are happily and irrevocably stuck with each other.

Wow. I’m special. Being a bad tipper is absolutely a deal-breaker for me.

1) While it is a good idea to track your hours to make sure you are being paid overtime, if the company says it is your responsibility, simply tell them no, it is theirs. Sorry, they can’t just decide to ignore the law and you shouldn’t let them.

Of course this crazy shit would happen in one of the 15 consecutive years I decided not to watch the draft!

I can’t even. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

My question:

““I am tattooed, oh boy, now I have to put up with the flak over this choice”???”

Do not even compare having a tattoo with being racially oppressed.

That goes both ways though. The initial reaction to them taking out a single butt pose shouldn’t automatically be Vegeta levels of anger.

4. Be forced to use knock-off apps which claim to be as good as the name-brand ones available to Windows (and often Mac these days) users but which are actually not even close.

But none of her family are comfortable in their own skin. They are comfortable in what they’ve created along with plastic surgeons and “dermatologists”

“...now Chopper? That’s an easy gig. I just sit there and go ‘Uuuoaaah!’ at everything Luffy does.”

Now I want a R-rated Squirrel Girl movie.

I thought I was a cat but it turned out I was just really into musical theater.

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

That’s a polar bear you dunce.

Trevor Noah always gives me the dudebro “im just kidding” vibe and i am not here for it.

It’s more SECURE than a Clove hitch, but not Stronger. The twist de-rates the WLL (working load limit). A clove hitch derates a rope to about 60%, and the rule of thumb is that each twist/wrap/whatever cuts in half again. Yes, this is less likely to fall off a pipe than a clove hitch under varying loads or lack of…