Every once in a while I read stuff like this and realize how gloriously happy I am to be approaching 26 years married. Not that these aren’t sensible guidelines, but just thinking about all the unwritten rules that aren’t covered here terrifies me.

St. Louis POLITICIANS wanted the Rams, to the point where the city fathers sued to overturn the will of the citizens who told them to fuck off. When I say “St. Louis told the Rams to buzz off”, I’m speaking of the people (including myself) who would have been forced to pay for a stadium they didn’t want, while still…

And people wondered why St. Louis told the Rams to buzz off.

Or you could use the Canned Replies lab. This is exactly what it’s designed for, and it works like a charm.

Has anyone tried making an infinite array of resistors yet and measuring the resistance between any two points?

Sounds like someone’s never heard of the Herkimer Battle Jitney. That’s the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!

I’m going to be ordering about 500 PCs in three weeks for this year’s round of lease replacements, and I’ve been told to deploy Windows 10 Enterprise and Office 2016 on the image, then prep similar images for the other ~500 computers not being replaced this year. Microsoft, you have one month to explain this and cut…

I’m a systems administrator. When we retire old equipment, it gets recycled. Sometimes that recycler just happens to be me. So I have a nice little data center at home for all my server needs. OK, maybe the equipment isn’t top of the line anymore, but a four-year-old server is still good enough, and with new drives…

This is the single best Chrome extension to be released since Adblock Plus. You know, Facebook used to let you control this stuff - you could pick and choose what things each of your friends did that you wanted to be notified about. They took that away and the feed became useless. Now if I could just get something…

Hmm. Gonna have to add “Can’t get you out of my head” by Kylie Minogue to the list - fits all the criteria.

Their choice for Missouri is questionable. I would have pointed out that St. Louis has award-winning Art Museum, History Museum, and Science Center that are all free, all in Forest Park. Not to mention one of the best Zoos in the country, also free.

Pardon, I was imprecise. Loading a page full of gifs is going to slow the display of the page in general. I have not tried this extension yet, for the reason stated in my original post. Thus, it “Sounds great but slow”, not “Sounds great but is slow”.

Sounds great, albeit slow as hell. However, I’m gonna have to wait until this gets to the Chrome Store. I want to at least have somewhere I can leave feedback if this turns out to be malware.

Did you see the bit about that being an indoor charger? Do you typically leave your garage open when you’re not home?

How much of the memory/speed improvement comes from finally completely cutting out NPAPI in this version?

Man, I just last weekend finally got 5.0.1 on my Sprint Galaxy S4. I was beginning to give up hope, and figured that would probably be the last update I’d see for it. Keeping my fingers crossed.

I was all psyched until I read this:

I customized my 1985 blue Toyota Pickup by removing the “TOYOTA” entirely and replacing it with “TONKA”. It really fit, those things were awesome fun trucks.

I came here to make this exact joke, dangit.