This is something that I really get annoyed with in pretty much EVERY article about money. I don’t understand why so many people think that you should just constantly chip in for someone elses lunch and why it’s totally okay for the other person to expect it just because you are no longer a teen.

I live in the US, but yeah it’s super weird and depressing. Japanese women seem to take the performance of femininity super seriously, even when they’re not good at it. For example a woman with a cakeface of poorly applied makeup who is limping in heels will get more praise than an elegant woman with minimal makeup…

I miss Dodai.

I miss Dodai.

“Who is Alanis?”

You would think instead of tweeting their ignorance they would just, you know, look her up on wikipedia or something...Hey kids: those shiny devices are also computers!

Good thing you’re here .... to reMIIIIIND them...

Ladies: you don’t need to clean your vagina. They are self-cleaning.

I was a flight attendant in a previous life. If they already returned to the gate AND cops were there this had already been discussed to death. I have had unruly passengers who did this exact thing: tell me I’m a flying air maid and to Shut the fuck up about putting the Dog in the carrier...they are goi,g to have my…

Sort of off topic: We had some lady who brought her teacup Yorkie “service dog” into the bar and was letting it run around and I was like, “Lady there is rat poison at like every bar, including this one. Your dog is about the size of a DC rat. It will die if it eats any. Keep it on your lap.” She was PISSED. I don’t…

Another week. Another twitter fight. Still #teamnoone

Men are never happy. They want a woman who is good at sex but don’t want you to practice.

My eyes just rolled so hard it was audible.

Swinging an axe is great for the abs.

That gif is the best thing I've seen in my life up to this point.

My dad dumped my mom after 35 years and married an office underling 20 years his junior with the cliché big boobs. He ended up getting Parkinson’s-related dementia, and she basically drugged him to death. Mom got lucky.

No nanny to bang, but my dad also married the 22-year-old student he was “advising.” Who left him 11 years later for her graduate advisor — I found a pleasing symmetry in that, at least.

To me, Kim Richards looks EXACTLY like Kristen Wiig doing her Kathie Lee impression.

I’ve been trimming my cat’s nails with a small set of (human) nail clippers since she was a tiny kitten. I sit her down on my lap like the cat in this photo and she usually cooperates.