I kinda though it looked like a nug of weed, tbh.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

I briefly worked for a high end shoe designer setting up her pop-up boutique. It’s actually insane how I got that job - I was a nanny for her sister-in-law, and they needed someone competent to oversee the store and the woman I nannied for was going on maternity leave for her second baby and suggested they bring me on…

I can and I did.

Judging you, Amber.

If only her brother could have somehow murdered those people quietly and out of the public eye, she could have still had her perfect day.

Licks his own face in tattoo form.

Mark I don’t have time to read this rn but I’m popping in to say that Lil Bub > Grumpy Cat

This is a very good article Mark about very important topics.

Ice T has played a cop for 17 years and now has a daytime talk show coming. Dr Dre is a billionaire thanks to fancy headphones. Eminem is a soccer dad, with a daughter in college and two foster/adopted kids. Snoop’s hanging with Martha Stewart. And Diddy’s weapon of choice these days is a kettle ball. Tupac is sitting…

Madge be tryin’ too hard.

Gives me a chuckle every time! Every. Single. Time.

Seeing Riley was the only reason i even bothered to watch the post game coverage last night since i have no horse in this race. I don’t think i’m alone there. Most pressers are boring cliche ridden snore-fests but add a little kid running around being adoreable and it becomes entertaining. She really is cute and it…

The child is more mature than the collective mass of all the country’s beat writers.