"As a woman with vast resources, I'm proud to embrace my body - which will be fixed by personal trainers and plastic surgery soon after I give birth - through all stages of life. Staying fearless and confident - because I don't have to worry about astronomical medical bills and a few unpaid weeks off from work - in…

as long as they are free Victoria secret undies I am game.

I SO want this show to die.

I like to cook with coconut oil, but I just can't with the face care. It's really comedogenic and just makes me look crappy. :( Oh to be a non-acne-prone person.

A classic Bop centerfold.

Clearly, you're not Up For Whatever

Fifty dollars? For nail polish? And once it's on, the only way someone would know is if you told them?

This is the Comcast cancel call equivalent in nightclub booking.

Imma let you finish, but the original attack cat had the best family 911 call ever. I love the transcription.

It's a good article, but I take great offense at those who impugn the good name of MC Skat Kat.

Uh for a hot second I thought that was Bob Saget kissing Mary-Kate and my head nearly exploded.

You should've included a trigger warning man!!!

Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…

We will not be doing this sort of thing anytime soon. Do they have an old fat pug camp that involves lazing about all day? Cause you know, once you reach a certain age, you've earned it.

I am sorry your Friday is going bad and you are a cranky mccrankypants!!!

and some don't care at all