Nope, you suck.

I prefer the open hearts necklace from Kay

"He can't be really mean because we're kids"

Pretty much.

Aww was Biebz little legs getting tired? Shoulda' brought a stroller.

Yes they do. A lady friend of mine was a bass player for a local band and used to get messages like this alllll the time. A few of us had access to the bands account though, and when we had spare time we would track down and forward the messages to their parents, aunts, uncles, siblings, grandparents etc. and let…

The bakery's silent partner was not available for comment.

I believe the term you're looking for is catraception, amirite?!

NOOOOOO MATT!

Now what will compel me to clean the house and get the recycling in order?

OMG THIS IS A THING?!?!? I just thought my bum hated me and wanted to annoy me by making me have to deal with period blood and a messy bum at the same time. Ok. I'm not weird. Cool.

Psst, Miley. This is how you trap a baby.

If anyone's looking for a small bag to carry an iPad or tablet around, try searching for a "map case." I have one like this which is actually Soviet or East German, I'm not sure, but it's a nifty little tablet/book holster. And it was like ten bucks.

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I was told that once I became an adult, my skin would look awesome! Lies all LIES!!! If anything my pores have gotten bigger and the blackheads living in them laugh at me! I've stopped wasting my money, but can't I just have one beautiful skin day where everyone "Ooh's" and "Aah's" and all the best pictures were…

Have you ever noticed that popular people always have the tinest pores? I wonder why that is?

"So what gives ?"