Too much dining in Hell, not enough fighting at the Hot Gates.

Just a couple of well placed hinges and they could have the world's first 'transformers' restaurant. Hello new floor (and ceiling) space!

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I've been playing for hours everyday since launch and have never once been in bad sport. I don't play deathmatch and spend the majority of my time free roaming and earning money on missions. I have a 2.90 K/D ratio and blow up vehicles accidentally and on purpose without regard for repercussion.

Ah yes, "stylized." I love that excuse.

I didn't even watch it.

When you're in a SWAT team and you get SWAT-grade training in how to use a crossbow, it's not clumsy anymore.

Okay these people need their own movie.

I'd like to point out that Evan only contributed (arguably) a paragraph to this article. You kinda went off the deep end there, buddy...

The only appropriate response to this is: TL;DR

Ive been playing since October, and never gotten a bad sport punishment.

You're doing it wrong...

Sweet moses, crossbow with the sniper scope AND camo skin?

*high-five*

Of course there's a such thing as velcro. Once that shit enters the common lexicon it means whatever people decide it means. The company that created the word does not get to dictate its use outside of trademark situations (and, apparently, bitching on its website).

Don't let 3M hear you say that.

I've actually had a waitress ask me this somewhere in the Southern US: "What kind of Coke you want, Pepsi?"

People from North America probably won't know what you're talking about if you say Sellotape. Should you find yourself over here, "Scotch tape" should serve as adequate nomenclature.

Actually, there's some logic behind it — if "Nintendo" became common slang for video game consoles, they might risk losing their trademark.

I googled that on bing and it says a need to make more xeroxed kleenexes.