Screw both races, let's just do some Erkranoplan racing in the Caspian!

Hope he had a dash cam..

Talk about a crack in the windshield!

People doing something illegal does not necessarily put your life in danger. Conversely, following the law is not always the safest action. For example, if everyone is going 80 and you're going 65, you're more likely to be in an accident than anyone else, all other factors being equal - the person driving slowly…

Can it be driven over land mines now? I'm excited to try.

Decriminalize it. history has proven that banning addictive substances has far higher societal costs than simply allowing them to be legal or even regulated.

As long as his motor wasn't built by Renault, he should be fine.

On the one hand, a UAW-run "Works Council" in VW feels like such a longshot that a failure seems like no big deal. That's now how they see it though, here's the money quote:

Crazily enough, it turns out the evacuation was still ongoing during the tear, according to the AP. The rescue was hampered by 70-mile an hour winds, but somehow the only injury was a broken nose. I've updated the post to reflect that.

Well if you are stuck in Amazon, simply click on the checkout button.

You can bet they aren't women!

One time, my kid actually asked me to put my phone away and I felt like the worst parent on Earth. So I put the phone away. And then took it out again.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Random portlandian makes fun of a local guy named terry.

Portlandian didn't check which street he was on

Terry busts three caps in portlandian's ass

Portlandian died of dissin' Terry.

The special comes out tomorrow on Blu-Ray and on iTunes. Go get it there. Legally, of course.

Yet another reason why bricked pot is bad. It was already ditch-weed, but to brick it should be criminal. If this was carefully grown and manicured cannabis stored in protected bags, the driver's life would have been SAVED by a soft cocoon of nice, dank, fluffy nugs.

That $200 savings (if it's even that much) isn't going to seem like much when they deny your claim for your totaled car because the "force of your braking was not substantial enough to prevent the accident, and occurred .6 seconds later than a reasonable driver would have done."

The last time I (and by "I" I mean my parents since I was like 13-14) was comfortable with the economy was in 98-99. Clinton may have done a couple of things wrong (actually a fuckload, see: the start of Fannie Mae's loans for example) but that velvety-throated chubby chaser balanced the budget and it was under him…

In the early 20th century we had snuff, coke, booze, and methamphetamines you could conveniently go buy at your local drug store. Hell, Coca Cola had actual cocaine and was marketed as a pick-me-up. Stirling Moss won the Mille Miglia taking meth.

My rule of thumb is, anyone who prefers pen is terrible at math.