I bet it started with "Hold my" and ended with "Watch this"

Unfortunately not surprising.

Put the most recent posts first.

i think ima rest today, its 5:26am in Texas...been up all night. Here is a quick health tip, 8 or 10 Shiner Bock's, 3 Jumbo Jacks with no pickles, a medium curly fries, about 6 old ass honey buns from the vending machine, and about 4 ice cream sandwiches don't mix very well. Is there an emoticon for puke? Oh, a…

What did they do to you?

What is an "Ile de France clause"?

it has to be a different tire....launched over the truck. It's no where to be seen... and then 'oh, hello!'

Blonde woman who looks like she's in her 50s and a shorter guy who has a history of crashing cars? It was totally Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan.