Where is your charity Mr. Scrooge?

You should know, you’re the IT Person at Ravenscraft’s place of business! Note, you should really hang in the background, not blurting out stuff, filter, filter...just a tip.

He has donkey balls, he is the salt of the earth...

Give her a year and you will be spot on...

Setting aside your penchant for the NJDs (Go Wings), yes you are saving them money, some will reward that, some won’t. They definitely won’t volunteer it, so ask, my last company wouldn’t give me any money but I got an extra week of vacation.

Bet Mexico won’t take it back now...

Good thing they can’t decipher the Kanji or they would find out that the heading on that menu section reads “Sushi for Stupid Merkin”.

Yeh, I was going with a broken bottle in the rectum too. You have a chance at pissin a nail, but dumping a broken bottle?!!

Vermicelli Jerry!

That's Saltiiinne

So to be clear, you are not melanin challenged?

I find misogynist offensive...

Do you work for Miller? Are you the one that was behind the venerable Red Dog beeer?

Whew, thought for a minute that Kate's tits were MIA in this post...

Yeah, next time get the same results without thinking! Spoken like a true PHB.

I have been using Spotflux for close to a year now, I opted for the paid version to get data compression on my phone. Your data is compressed and encrypted on your device prior to sending it out on WiFi and then to the SpotFlux servers where it is decrypted, uncompressed, and sent to where you intended. I do not…

He doesn't care, Daddy will get him a new one and pay his premiums...

Suck it up and when the boss stops by "accidentally" spill that latte he/she has been nursing onto miscreant device...