Is it wrong that as a Kansas fan I’m just happy it wasn’t them because in the back of my mind I kinda always assumed it would be?

Oh my God, guys, this teacher from Florida who was saying racist and supremacist as fuck things was actually the new Stephen Colbert all along. We now go to our senior black correspondent for his reaction.

“Satire”

I assume this video is his application to Duke.

You didn’t say you were speaking for everyone, but you did say “a lot” of Jews are single-issue Zionist voters, when you should have said “a tiny minority, who I happen to live near.” Don’t be surprised when people bristle at a factually inaccurate generalization that perpetuates negative stereotypes

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

They felt safe, probably because they are mostly white...

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

America 2018, where people train their entire lives and hone their skill to a degree that they’re one of the 10 best in the world...All with the hope that one day, they can land on a bullshit reality competition that featured this:

I wish you were a lady, because by your logic, that rant would have been two to three paragraphs shorter.

All he needs is a good girl with a confetti gun.

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It taught me lots of stuff, like not eating everything that smells good, because sometimes it’s a candle.

Yes, the OTHER reason that Mario Chalmers will always enrage Memphis basketball fans.

Yeah but still...

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

Promoting Kurdish independence is probably the least shady thing Manafart has ever done. Yes, the US opposes it, because we’re trying to make nice with Turkeye and our ex-Ba’athist oil stooges, but Kurdish independence is actually a positive.

Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?

But please remember the inviolable rule of Cleveland Browns drafts: It’s not that they make bad choices, it’s that bad things happen to good players after the Browns pick them.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.