76ers GM: We were hoping you might be interested in trading us Bo Outlaw.

I'd also contend that you're 13 years old, but that's difficult to prove. Your thinking this is funny is one good piece of evidence though.

Stupid Coriolis effect.

On the one hand, yes, it sucks when culturally important items leave your homeland — hey, Vaizey, why don't you ask Egypt how they feel about all the Ancient Egyptian artifacts in the British Museum?