#jokeaboutpullingthegoalie

You want to make s’mores? Go find a local Girl Scout. Buy a box of Thanks-A-Lot cookies from her. Out of season? Doesn’t matter, she probably still has a stash at home. Now, roast your marshmallow however you damn well please. Then take two of those Thanks-A-Lot cookies, turn the chocolate-backed sides together and…

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Our Aldi rolled it out last year. When we got here, our credit union would charge if you ran more than 5 PIN/debit charges per month, but because it’s a small town with relatively few grocery stores, Aldi was exempted from that entirely. Don’t know if they’ve changed the policy now that Aldi does credit though.

Came here for the Cat & Jack recommendation, was not disappointed. I have a tall, skinny 7 year old who’s hard to fit. She’s been wearing their shorts all summer and they’re great!

Jewish tests for schmucks? This is a lot more about Kushner’s south-of-the-waistline parts than I ever wanted to know.

Her critics in the mainstream, like conservatives, seem to conflate Sarsour’s anti-Zionism with anti-Semitism, shutting down a vital dialogue on Zionism and Israel’s continued and unlawful occupation of Palestinian territories.

Any suggestions on infusing flavors into the syrup with this method?

The point is to make the syrup in the microwave, not on the stove, not to serve it hot.

Posted others, but I forgot this one. A woman called my landline furious because she had received a call from a man who was looking for a prostitute he booked, and she was late. Why he thought that this woman’s number was the prostitute’s, I have no idea, but when she reacted angrily and told him she had nothing to do…

Three of them.

During Passover? This post is just cruel. :)

I can do better. Your racist crap isn’t worth it. Find someone else to fling poo at.

Huh, that’s weird, because “Palestine” is exactly how that land was referred to during the pre-1948 British Mandate and, shockingly, “Palestinian” is exactly how the British listed citizenship for people residing in the area, whether Jew, Christian or Muslim (source). So, from from not existing, Palestinian…

Firstly, Jewish people AND Israel don’t want to see all Palestinians (and other Arabs) dead. The same cannot be said about Palestinians (and other Arabs). That makes them better. It’s that simple.

Respect and talking is a good start. For what it’s worth, that tends to be the place where most Israelis and Palestinians find themselves, apart from their governments. The Geneva Initiative encourages dialogue, as one example, and I recommend “I Shall Note Hate” by Izzeldin Abuelaish as a shining example of…

I don’t disagree that, as a rule, the Palestinians have gotten the worse hearing in the US, but that’s also changing in some places. Academic circles, for instance, some legal fields, and certainly left-leaning media have shifted their balance. Some of that is a necessary and appropriate corrective, some of it is…

Literally, I have a PhD in this. This was my dissertation. You’re far more interested in calling names than actually engaging. Best of luck to you.

Which BDS comment? The “Civil Society Call” document that represents the founding of the movement literally says “all Arab lands” in its first demand Omar Barghouti has directly said that means there would be no Israel. The right of return in the third demand would end the existence of a Jewish state, and literally…

What “racist far-right bullshit” are you accusing me of spewing?